Go Crazy

My A levels have started now, the pressure is up to the neck. That's what I've heard hasn't felt like it till now but i'll gradually see it (i hope so).

So many of you hardly know me to be honest i hardly know myself so i might need help telling me who i am. so why'd i write a blog about going crazy. I'm a guy who just wants to take a opportunity of going crazy when it presents itself to me but there aren't many so i just create them for my self risking a bit of my body on it (there has to be some danger for it to be crazy right).In my two weeks at this new campus, I've done  a few things to get me the reputation of being a hyper and reckless guy (sadly no one calls me that).
Getting to the point there's a cafeteria in this new campus and has a cafeteria and the cafeteria has 12 feet roof. I don't know if it's really 12 could be 10 or 11 too. So these cafeteria windows have grills which makes it easier to climb them. So whenever the football goes up the cafeteria roof i'm running like a maniac and climbing it quickly like i'm gonna get a medal for it. Climbing's not hard its coming down whats hard (which i make hard for myself) there's this grassy ground in front and voila i'm jumping from the roof to the ground. It hurts a bit on the legs but I've got used to it and i do it like 3-4 times daily cause i love it and no one else does it.The second thing has really been hard for my body to heal from. My ribs, back and shoulders ache but it's nothing new and the pain is exciting for me. So me and my friends are again playing football and this time on the grassy ground not the basketball field. I see the grass is good and i get a brilliant idea why not try a overhead kick. So i ask my friend to deliver a cross towards me. The ball s comes i jump as high as i can change the weight on my legs from left to right and miss the ball completely and BAM i hit the ground on my back i lose all my breath and feel dazed for a moment but i did something i was scared of doing that i'll get hurt of. Now i'm hurt and the fears gone so i pick myself up and ask my friend to throw the ball in my direction, he obliges and i try it 4 times more and every time feeling amazed and having fun of the pain and what i'm doing. It's been two days since i did it but still i feel the pain and can't play football :'( a sad weekend indeed it is.Now I've gone crazy more or less in my mind i'v felt good and happy and feel like unlocking an achievement. Maybe one of you should go crazy too but to the extent that you can handle i'll guarantee you'll love it.

13th AUGUST

Folks hide your ammis jootian and abus dandays, or you could lock yourself in your room. Cause 13th august is coming and you know what you've done. I don't know what type of result you're expecting but either you're in for a treat or in for a chitraul. 

Just kidding the latter never happens. I've been through this road once and i'm on it for the second time and I curse this road, but fair to say i curse it cause I don't know how good my exams went. I've got doubts whether i'm getting an A or a U (obviously not a U if you don't include maths). So lets take a deep breath and think clearly. Our parents would be more disappointed with us rather than angry, (Allah na kare kisi ka bura result aye) only if you do get a bad result. Your parents most probably would let you see what you've done yourself or just sympathize with you (moms mostly sympathize). I just want to say I wish everyone GOOD LUCK for their results and hope it's exactly what you deserve after what type of exam you gave (not gonna get your hopes high). Keep your expectations a bit low so if you do get a bad result it might not hurt that bad and please don't think if you gave a D grade exam you'll get an A grade that's the worst thing you can do to yourself. Just realistically see what grades you will get and  expect them. You might hate me for what i'm telling you but it's the truth that majority of you deny and end up in depression mode after the results.

All the people who gave the retests in Pak. Studies and Isl what happened with you was really bad and i pity you. Although don't excuse if you do get Cs or Ds you guys had ample time to study and get ready for the retests. I know even i would've whined if I had to give the retests but life is a bitch and you just experienced this and it's the start of things to come so buckle up and get ready for all the bitchness life throws at you and start facing it instead of whining cause that'll never get you anywhere. 

Hope I've made my point about what an ass i can be and what a bitch life is. I wish you guys GOOD LUCK and sweet dreams (for those who are having bad dreams, i know that feel bro). Whenever you guys get tensed take a deep breath hold it in for 3 seconds and exhale it from your mouth.

WORLD IS A JAIL

World is a jail, full of slaves

With every slave always flayed

Now is the time to kibosh the flay

For all worries are to sway

Hell is no horror for the frayed

Fight to succumb for heavens calms

Freedom is the chant here

Where one is always made afraid

The heart sings every day

For us to fight away

Fight for death is the price

For the price also has pride

Spice and pride both to face

As only hatred met them a face

Wrath of sinners on top of them

For us now to go on them

Tables turned by among

For now the bird is rid of ties

Flying over the seven skies 

By God’s help on our side